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Dear Magic Eight Ball -- I am the organizer for "Speed Climbing Mount Everest Wearing Only Your Bikini Briefs Contest (SCMEWOYBBC)," for short. However, I am having trouble wrangling sponsors. The only one we have thus far is the Intertantional House of Hypothermia. Please tell me how to get more sponsors. Signed, Ned in Nepal. 

Dear Ned,

That reminds me of the time I was a CIA spy in Cuba during the Bay of Pigs invasion. My cover was as a taco cart vendor...click here for more 

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Dear Magic Eight Ball -- I am a small business owner in North Carolina and am having a grand opening for my new high-end pet food store. I was wondering if you could tell me how to get more people to buy more dog food so I can take the family to Majorca, Spain, on vacation this summer. Signed, Marty in NC. 

 Dear Marty,

That reminds of the time I was ear-tagging silver-backed mountain gorillas in Uganda in '62. We had been trekking all night ...click here for more 

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